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Employers wow gold often complain about lazy job applicants handing them resumes padded with generic phrases like 'team player' and 'fast learner.'
But sometimes candidates desperate to impress their would be boss can go overboard when trying to appear unique and creative.
In a recent thread on the site Reddit started by the user showe1lj, employers revealed the most bizarre, offbeat and plain outrageous lines they have ever seen on a resume.
Mind boggling: In a recent thread on the site Reddit, employers revealed the most bizarre, offbeat and plain outrageous lines they have ever seen on a resume
In some cases, quirky skills or hobbies helped a candidate get the job, but more often than not, they missed their mark.
A user by the name tuvix_was_murdered posted that one candidate for hiring decided that a picture is worth a thousand words, so instead of sending a traditional resume, he presented his potential employer with an 8.5 by 11 photo of himself standing next to a limousine without any further explanation.
And then there was the man who claimed to be an office ninja.
'The opening line was "Are you tired of listless lazabouts stanking up the joint? Then its time to consider the office ninja!' wrote Reddit user revwhack, describing a bizarre job application he had received. 'The office ninja brings a decidedly papal smell to the professional work environment, among many other benefits.'
The bemused employer explained that he would have hired the intrepid job seeker, but he listed 'the shadows' as his primary reference without any contact information.
'So there was no way to contact them since my office was well lit,' he quipped.
Managers expect would be hires to mention their professional skills on a resume, but listing every last thing one is capable of doing with a computer could be an overkill.
In one case, an applicant for an entry level internship sent an expansive resume filled with every imaginable technical skill he could think of, boasting about his familiarity with Google Chrome and Windows 95, 98, XP and Vista.
'We should have sent him a rejection notice that we really needed someone with Microsoft Paint skills,' wrote the bemused manager.
Fed up with having their resume shoved into a drawer without as much as a passing glance, some crafty applicants purposefully insert eccentric facts as a test.
Enough said: Instead of sending a traditional resume, a job applicant presented his potential employer with an 8.5 by 11 photo of himself standing next to a limousine (not pictured)
For example, one man listed 'bear wresting' in the technical skills section, right in between software creation and fluency in C++. Another man looking to be hired as a lifeguard really gave his would be boss some food for thought when he described his previous position as 'Hymen Checker on Australian Sheep Farm.'
A sure sign that a person is not ready for the real world is if he lets his parent write the resume for him and then does not even bother to read it over.
A Redditor dubbed FatPaco wrote that he was handed a resume with the mystifying phrase 'calculator on sight' listed under 'skills.'
'When I asked him to elaborate on that he looked confused,' he recalled. 'I asked him if meant that he was really good at mental math (like 287 times 62 divided by 9 or something), and he just looked at me the way a cow looks at an oncoming train and said "I don't know. My mom put that.'
Sometimes a resume can reveal more about a job applicant's home life than an employer would care to know.
Too much information: A candidate supplemented his resume with a very detailed description of a car accident he had been in, complete with a diagram showing where each passenger had been sitting
In one case, a woman applying for a job at a grocery store put down 'wife and mother' as her current employment. She then listed her professional responsibilities and qualifications, which included 'waiting on husband hand and foot' and 'excellent sandwich maker.'
'Under the "Are you still employed here?" Section she wrote "FOREVER,"' the manager stated on Reddit.
Another woman asked her would be boss not to call her previous manager for a reference, explaining that she had an affair with him, which came to an end along with her employment when his wife had found about it.
'I was fired to save his marriage and he will not give a fair recommendation,' she candidly wrote.
Seeking to set himself apart from other applicants, one man wrote a cover letter that inadvertently unmasked him as a hard core misogynist.
'The guy wrote something along the lines of, "I don't need maternity leave like a woman. I don't go shopping on my lunch breaks like a woman. I don't have mood swings once a month like a woman. I don't gossip about people like a woman,' a user named quasifandango shared on Reddit.
On a similar note, another man handed a resume with a URL of his personal website, which was filled with rantings about beating women and the elderly.
Continuing with the oversharing theme, a candidate supplemented his resume with a very detailed description of a car accident he had been in, complete with a diagram showing where each passenger had been sitting.
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